Helpless Romantic
I put this on my snapchat story & then a girl from high school that I forgot added me on snapchat was the first to see it so I immediately deleted it because she’s from my straight days and doesn’t know.

I put this on my snapchat story & then a girl from high school that I forgot added me on snapchat was the first to see it so I immediately deleted it because she’s from my straight days and doesn’t know.

Pills & potions is and will forever be my jam.

One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.
chrisferentinos:

same

My friend told me he was had to go home tonight for his sister wake tomorrow and I said “ah ok, we’ll have a good day.”

helioscentrifuge:

swolizard:

I decided to make the most triggering post on tumblr

Im not sorry

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What is an “instant” death anyway? How long is an instant? Is it one second? Ten? The pain of those seconds must have been awful as her heart burst and her lungs collapsed and there was no air and no blood to her brain and only raw panic. What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I doubt that an instant of blinding pain feels particularly instantaneous.
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

Enter the void.

Its nice here.

We have leather couches and flat screen t.v’s

Foods you cant pernounce
And bestfriends made of trees.

Enter the void.

Its nice here.

We have art on the walls,
And chandaliers the size of cars.

We provide the best safety, if your scared just make the call.

Enter the void.

Its nice here.

Our neighbors are always quiet,
And our bathrooms are made of gold.

Where people never age,
But instead choose to stay old.

Enter the void.

Its nice here.

Where backyards turn to mountains,
And puddles turn to oceans.

Where heart breaks are never bad,
Your just cracked, Your never broken.

Enter the void.

Its nice here.

Where smiles grow flowers, and the sun is never needed.

Where fruits yell “i love you”,
While theyre being eaten.

Enter the void.

Its nice here.

Where everybody greets you,
Saying “have a good day”.

And you say “you too, because in the void we’ll be safe”.

Enter the void.

Its nice here.

Where parents never die, and divorces dont exist.

Where coffins arent made, and all we do is kiss.

Enter the void.

Its nice here.

Where love letters turn to bibles,
And religions dont exist.

And all we do is good
because evil never lived.

Enter the void.

Its nice here.

People move in all the time, with tears running down their cheeks.

saying “Oh, Void save me!”,
And it says “i got just the thing”.

Enter the void.

Its nice here.

Where all you see is black,
So just imagine all the rest.

Where rainbows come out of palms,
And intelligence isnt based off tests.

Enter the void.

Its nice here.

Where animals talk English,
And walk humans on leashes.

And all you see is peace
Because humans were defeated.

Enter the void.

Its nice here.

Where your feelings dont exist,
And you forgot how feeling felt.

Where your in a room full of people,
But know your by yourself.

Enter the void.

Its nice here.

Call 1-800-ENTERVOID
To reserve your ticket to loneliness.

you’ll be fine.


“Its nice here.

theothermars (via wordsnquotes)

someone do a tinychat or something i’m so bored

remember that super nice annon that was super nice? I miss him. Where he at?

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